LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Votes:	6159	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	420
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1059

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	6696	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Emeralds Found:	6764	Divine Spears Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	5291
Astral Projections Made:	4	Animals Bred:	180
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	455090	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	982626
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Votes:	6081	Magic Items Found:	5759
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3055	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Crops Grown:	8025	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!