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LambdaCraft Minecraft Server

LambdaCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of coding in pure lambdas and feeling like you’re writing in machine language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with fastlisp! We’ve taken pure lambdas and made them behave more like scheme, making coding a breeze.

After 12 years of research, we are so confident in fastlisp that we’re willing to stake everything on it. Sure, there are haters out there trying to shut us down, but they’ll be remembered as being on the wrong side of history. In 100 years, we’ll be hailed as the next Nikola Tesla or Leonardo da Vinci.

Join our server and be a part of the fastlisp revolution! Our ancestors are smiling down on us, and even the extraterrestrials are cheering us on. So come on, join us and witness the power of fastlisp – the language of the Enterprise! Who knows, maybe one day your offspring will code in our language and you’ll be smiling down from heaven, proud of your decision to join us. Remember, our power is also in you!

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  • Tifa Fan Minecraft SMP

    Tifa Fan Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a Tifa fanboy/girl? Do you want to experience the thrill of kissing Aerith in your dreams? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can live out all your Final Fantasy fantasies! Join us and become a true Aerith fan, where dreams really do come true (literally)! Who needs Tifa when you can have a deeper kiss with Aerith in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to switch sides and join the Aerith fan club!

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  • DrummingDramaCraft

    DrummingDramaCraft

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    Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

    Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

    Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

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  • TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

    TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

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    so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

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  • EcoPlane Boarding Fun

    EcoPlane Boarding Fun

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    so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

    come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

    and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

    so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

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  • Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

    Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

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    so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

    u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

    plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

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