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KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6961	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	2146

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9742

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Bryn Dresselhuys, BRYNS, Captivating, charming, chic, Elegant, fashion, Fashionable, Gorgeous, influencer, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, Popular, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, Style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SibCraft: Building Bonds

bonds, building, childhood memories, comforting moment, family bond, heartwarming moments., SibCraft, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling comfort, sibling companionship, sibling compassion, sibling connection, sibling hugs, sibling kindness, sibling laughter., sibling love, sibling memories, sibling relationship, sibling support, sibling trust, sibling understanding, sibling unity

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	707	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	201779	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0