come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Runes Activated: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 153 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 732 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 167 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Enchantments Applied: 294 Emeralds Found: 8304

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    New Chunks Explored: 711983 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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