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PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3193	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	274

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimension Hops:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	464046	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1922	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	543666	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4227	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, BLOCK, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, nonsense red, Party, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	758523	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	1228
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Animals Bred:	99
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GlowedUpGang

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Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Ores Mined:	9470	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

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get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1