Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mines Excavated:	3845
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	181
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Potions Brewed:	154

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	104	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	909456	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magic Items Found:	4610
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Villages Defended:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

Den, depression, diet and emotions, diet and mood, diet impact on mental health, emotional health, emotional well being, mental health, mental health effects of sugar, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, Rush, Sugar, sugar and depression, sugar and emotions, sugar and mental health, sugar and mental well-being, sugar and mood, sugar and mood disorders, sugar consumption, sugar intake, Sugary diets, unhealthy eating habits

u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!