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MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

BLOWIN, border skirmish, Conflict, cross-border conflict, Defense, east asia, inter-Korean road, international news, Joint Chiefs of Staff, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, mdl, Military Action, military response, military standoff, names, North Korea, political tension, RETALIATION, Roads, security measures, south korea, South Korean military, takin, Tension

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4200
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	824
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	2587
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	174	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

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Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	9679
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ores Mined:	6105
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	242

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18