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NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4411	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3278
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	623124
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Farms Harvested:	809	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	960717
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftySkillzMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

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Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!

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yo yo yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF just like when South Korea be shootin dem warning shots at North Korea! we be blowin up dem border roads just like dem crazy peeps up in Korea! come join us and be part of da madness, build ur own border road and see if u can survive da chaos! ain’t no server like dis one, u gonna be laughin ur butt off while playin Minecraft like never before! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s blow up some virtual roads together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

What are Minecraft servers like AethraCraft ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to AethraCraft include:

1. Cybertech: This server offers a futuristic twist to the classic survival gameplay, with custom technology, quests, and community events.

2. MythicRealms: Dive into a world of magic and adventure on this server, complete with unique spells, quests, and dungeons to explore.

3. Skyblocky: If you enjoy skyblock challenges, Skyblocky is the server for you. Build your island, complete challenges, and trade with other players to become the top island on the server.

4. PixelPunchers: This server offers a variety of game modes, including survival, creative, and minigames. With a friendly community and active staff, PixelPunchers is a great choice for players looking for a versatile gameplay experience.

5. EpicCraft: With custom plugins, events, and a dedicated community, EpicCraft offers a unique and engaging Minecraft experience for all players. Join in on the fun and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beyond the Veil – Where fantasy and vanilla collide in a roleplay world beyond your wildest dreams!

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Overview

Server Name	Virendor
Theme	Fantasy Roleplay
Age Requirement	16+
Features	NPCs, resource world, events
Contact	Discord: theroyalfraser

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?	A: The theme of Virendor is fantasy roleplay, with various unique locations and creatures to explore.
Q: Is there an age requirement to join?	A: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join the server.
Q: What features can I expect on the server?	A: The server will have NPCs, a resource world for building blocks, and events throughout its lifetime.
Q: How can I help contribute to the server?	A: If you would like to help work on the server and gain more information about the project, you can contact the owner through Discord (theroyalfraser).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Cream’s Stepmom drama to the epic crossover miniseries with DC that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at Sonic x Shadow Generations and Sonic Rumble, where chaos reigns supreme. And don’t even get us started on the Sonic comic scans and OC info – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the Chaos Emeralds in-game, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself. Trust us, it’s worth it. Join now before Robotnik takes over and ruins all the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadRoute 66 Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like the Nether on a summer day. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with some steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your diamond armor blush.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can explore their wildest fantasies. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous skin-on-skin combat, anything goes in our server.

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, looking for some pixelated love and adventure. Will you be the one to tame this mysterious creature?

4. Our server has a thriving economy based on trading in… unconventional goods. From enchanted bed sheets to potions of passion, you never know what you might find in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and get ready for a wild ride down Route 66. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get weird in the best possible way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	278

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NotAnArtistConcertScam

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mines Excavated:	1425	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	102