come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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