Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Star Nexus ;

StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	2475
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

craftingtopianetwork

Factions, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

we are open

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5092	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PicKac

Survival

Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Era Of Kings

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

– Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	959	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlackGrind

PvP

Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Digimobs Beyond

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FrostMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tavern Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Tavern SMP is a Minecraft server, with unique features. We’re a 1.18 Survival server with a unique Proximity Chat system, where you can instantly interact with nearby players. No extra mods, or clients required! What’s with the custom resource pack you might ask? You’ll find the answer to that within the Tavern. Well, what are you waiting for? Come join us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Prehistoric Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Prehistoric Network, a Survival-based server with custom Dinosaurs, armor, weapons, bosses, and more! Come join now for a one of a kind experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.