Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

[1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SWGaming

SWGaming Minecraft Server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RVL-CRAFT

We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnnihilationCraft

AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CubX

RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Up and Rising

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

iCrafted

iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TechCraft

TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Adamas MCs Survival

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SquadCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tekkit/Towny Server

Brand new Grief-free server. have anti-grief protections set up. Towny is also a fun available option. Join my server and have a fun time no worries about being griefed and have your own space!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ItzNetwork

Lifestealsmp, Lobby, Minigames, Survival

A Network with servers such as lifesteal it is a great server to join with good community and much much more! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

A’therys Ascended

A’Therys Ascended is a Rp/PvP server utilizing the Heroes plugin alongside towny. We offer a active forums with in depth lore.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Forever Defeat

Forever Defeat – Faction pvp economy shops mcmmo!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Inner Workings & Specs DarthCraft’s inner workings are a great balance between features, stability and reliability. We have a range of well-established plugins like Essentials, LWC & McMMO. We have Server Shops and Grief controls & rollback utilities to keep your buildings safe. We have three highly experienced hosts who have been managing Minecraft servers for years with lots of programming experience, this allows us to develop plugins and have control over our server. The server is powered by cutting edge technology, a Dell PowerEdge R730 – which has two insane 16 core Xeon processors (E5 2640 V3), 192GB of DDR4 RAM and is powered by a SSD for fast loading times. We’re connect with a 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection with state of the art DDoS protection. This allows us to deliver an experience with no lag. • Dell PowerEdge R730 • 2x 16 Core Xeon E5 2640 V3 Processors • 192GB of DDR4 RAM • SSD for fast loading • 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection • State of the art DDoS protection

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.