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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Items Found: 8430
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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