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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Divine Spears Created: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Animals Bred: 115 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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