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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4697
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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