Laid by Dad Jokes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Dimension Hops:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	221

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	8442
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	8386

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Crops Grown:	7612
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3348

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2226	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1286	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	2107

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	4287
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3