Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Admirable, amazing, appreciation, banter, BASICALLY, blocky, Bond, Caring, family, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KIND, love, Minecraft, mom, Mother, Nurturing, Say something nice, selfless, Server, Special, STRONG, supportive, Wonderful, yeah

Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2012
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

Boyfriend, husband, Minecraft, point, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

– The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

– Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	171108	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, cloud computing, cybersecurity, Data Analytics, digital transformation, future technology, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, quantum computing, robotics, Smart Devices, smp, tech advancements, Technology Trends, TechTrendz, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	261	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyPickupLines

approaching women, avoiding creepiness, Body language, Building Confidence, communication tips, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, dating advice, first impressions, flirting techniques, ice breakers, meeting new people, non-verbal cues, personal boundaries, positive interactions, relationship advice, Respectful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social etiquette, Social Skills

Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

Armenian Genocide, Armenian-Turkish relations, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, freedom of speech, genocide denial, GenoTurkey, historical events, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, political repression, press freedom, Propaganda, radio station, reference, Server, shuts down, turkey, Turkish government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bucha’s Drone Busters

aerial attacks, anti aircraft, Bravery, Bucha, Buchas, Busters, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense tactics, drone, eastern europe, female empowerment, female unit, Military, military strategy, resistance, Russian drones, Surveillance, Technology, ukraine war, WARFARE, women soldiers

Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cannabis DNA Impact Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	6327
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, pony, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	1457	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5177
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ores Mined:	5482	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchantments Applied:	274
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Zombie Dances:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	103

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.