LaggyTimeTravelers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Animals Bred:	134
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	284	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1791
Buildings Constructed:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	83
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	173	Villages Defended:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	248	Farms Harvested:	677
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ores Mined:	4268	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Buildings Constructed:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7