LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5941
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	146

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!