LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	128
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	299
Animals Bred:	85	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Buildings Constructed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4837
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6176
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6787

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	698573	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4503
Zombie Dances:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.