LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	393647	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9820	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	2728
Emeralds Found:	596	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Potions Brewed:	98	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ores Mined:	5169	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	4094

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	187	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	4363	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.