LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1056	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7195
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	736283
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3790	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	7502
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	196

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.