LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crops Grown:	9705
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	625170
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	1897	Dragon Eggs Found:	4293
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7957	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Towns Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	5876
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1951	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Buildings Constructed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.