Ladies of Blocks and Pixels | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

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Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	187567	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	3076
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelatedRevolution

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Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	308237	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	630
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

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Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4152	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ores Mined:	8782
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

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Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	972528

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2