Ladies of Blocks and Pixels | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1469	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1734	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Potions Brewed:	186	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Emeralds Found:	7349
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	573308
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2718	Runes Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	61
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?