Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mines Excavated:	2321	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2195	Potions Brewed:	128
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	9122
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	6530	Dragon Eggs Found:	5951
Ores Mined:	9199	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Star Shards Collected:	157

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5044
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	550787
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	599338	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	136
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9502
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4753
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!