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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Buildings Constructed: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY