Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions

procrastination, dream, dumb, questionable decision, no sense

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on epic adventures like this poor soul who missed out on seeing Laboon during the timeskip? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never miss out on any crazy quests or encounters!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a giant whale like Laboon, or maybe even befriend a talking parrot who knows the secrets of the universe.

Don’t be like this guy who wasted 2 YEARS of potential fun, join our server and make the most out of every moment. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Break Time Fascist’s Quest 1.21.3

activism, Break, equality, Unity, Time

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a total mind trip, man. We got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. It’s like a psychedelic dream, but with creepers and zombies.

And get this, on this server, you can build a secret underground lair and plot world domination. We’re all about that fascist grind, baby. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the virtual government together.

But hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, we also have a chill zone where you can relax and sip on some virtual cocktails. Just remember, on this server, the fascist’s job is never finished. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get to work, comrade!

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New Server IP
DadBucks Minecraft Server

locked account, Minecraft, father daughter relationship, financial struggle, financial responsibility

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t end up with a -$70k balance like poor ol’ dad over here! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no financial mishaps.

Our server is so secure, not even your dad can mess it up for you. No joint bank accounts here, just pure, unadulterated fun. And if you do happen to come across any locked accounts, don’t worry – our admin team will have it sorted out faster than you can say “blocky block.”

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find $3,500 worth of hidden treasure waiting for you in a locked chest. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be demanding is more diamonds, not money from your dad.

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New Server IP
RentRageCraft

Mother, moving home, third bedroom, sharing bathroom, DAUGHTER

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and equal contribution! Just like this situation with the roommate’s daughter, we make sure everyone pulls their weight in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of sharing resources with your fellow players, just like how this roommate is sharing her space with her daughter. Will you be the one to stand up for what’s right and demand a change in the rules? Or will you embrace the chaos and see how long you can survive in this crazy world?

With epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness and come out on top!

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New Server IP
PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

self worth, arrogance, stupidity, ignorance, PridefulNoobs

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower

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New Server IP
AwkwardlySexyCraft

DATING, unexpected outcomes, attraction, Passion, theory vs reality

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a hot, shirtless Steve or Alex! It may sound sexy in theory, but trust us, it gets hilariously awkward real quick when you’re trying to build a house and suddenly there’s a line of buff Minecraft characters staring at you. Join our server for the ultimate mix of sexy and awkward fun – just be prepared for some unexpected encounters with your blocky admirers!

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New Server IP

Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions

Break Time Fascist’s Quest 1.21.3

DadBucks Minecraft Server

RentRageCraft

PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

AwkwardlySexyCraft