Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions

questionable decision, dream, wasted time, Journey, WORST

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on epic adventures like this poor soul who missed out on seeing Laboon during the timeskip? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never miss out on any crazy quests or encounters!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a giant whale like Laboon, or maybe even befriend a talking parrot who knows the secrets of the universe.

Don’t be like this guy who wasted 2 YEARS of potential fun, join our server and make the most out of every moment. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerQuestMC

sauna, smell, discomfort, Resentment, sweat

Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as fresh as a field of daisies? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that all players must shower at least once a day before logging in! Say goodbye to stinky players ruining your gaming experience.

Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.

Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!

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New Server IP
VillainVetoed Minecraft SMP

compassion, antihero, Minecraft, morality, smp

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, imagine a world where all the Minecraft mobs are actually just misunderstood and they just need a friend to show them the way. It’s like a Disney movie but with creepers and skeletons, lol.

So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.

And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.

So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.

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New Server IP
HotMinecraftPlayer69

Confidence, HotMinecraftPlayer69, self-confidence, physical attractiveness, hot

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be so hot that even the lava blocks will be jealous of your fiery presence! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be your BFF. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted every block on our server while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So if you want to be the hottest player in all of Minecraft, join us now and start slaying mobs with your sheer awesomeness!

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New Server IP
TransAthleteMC Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, equality, activism, Gender Identity, policy

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be super politically incorrect? well, this server is the place for u! we got trans athletes getting banned left and right based on their sex markers, like wut even is that? it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us if u wanna be part of the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, who doesn’t wanna risk a permanent visa ban just for playing minecraft? come on, u know u wanna!

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CraftyUkrainianEcon

financial aid, economic impact, economic development, CraftyUkrainianEcon, funding

LOLZ OKAY SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF BLOCKY FUN. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO COULD DO THE MACARENA. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. NOW IMAGINE ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE ON THIS SERVER. WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND SHEEP DOIN’ BACKFLIPS. PLUS, THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF US AID TO UKRAINE IS TWICE LOWER THAN OFFICIAL ESTIMATES. YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF BLOCK-BUILDING MADNESS. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions

ShowerQuestMC

VillainVetoed Minecraft SMP

HotMinecraftPlayer69

TransAthleteMC Server

CraftyUkrainianEcon