LabMeatLand: Where Livestock Go to Party!

animal agriculture, animal cruelty, animal liberation, animal rights, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, chickens, Cows, environmental impact, ethical farming, factory farming, food waste, free range, lab grown meat, LabMeatLand, Livestock, Party, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, veganism, wildlife conservation

Come join our epic Minecraft server where all the virtual cows, chickens, and pigs can roam free and live their best virtual lives! No more animal cruelty here, just pure pixelated bliss for all the farm animals.

Picture this: a virtual farm sanctuary where the cows graze on endless fields of grass, the chickens roam free and lay eggs wherever they please, and the pigs roll around in mud pits to their heart’s content. It’s a virtual paradise for our pixelated friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who have formed their own civilization. They trade with the farm animals, build carrot houses, and even have their own carrot king. It’s a carrot-tastic adventure waiting to be explored!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8119
Divine Spears Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyPixelAppleLand

Apple, Competition, consumer choice, CraftyPixelAppleLand, digital market, digital rights, EU regulations, EU warning, european union, Ios, iPhone, market dominance, mobile devices, mobile operating system, operating system, regulatory compliance, Smartphone, software, Software Development, tech industry, Technology

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Animals Bred:	63	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Magic Items Found:	3735	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	7549
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6943	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	New Chunks Explored:	916048
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	7184	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.