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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	9418	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	9717
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	230
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	4349	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	3017
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Emeralds Found:	9002	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Buildings Constructed:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchantments Applied:	60	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	54
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6055
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Void Gems Collected:	40