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CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	9983	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2823	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	795
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	99	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Star Shards Collected:	115	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	25

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Farms Harvested:	329
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	New Chunks Explored:	86023

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5