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Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	687
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	298
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	956	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	7890	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8096	Magic Items Found:	3924
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7728	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	1137
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	345412
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	2812
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Votes:	5804