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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	159
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9670	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	764
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3262

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Emeralds Found:	1701	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1441
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Divine Spears Created:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	8269
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	110/600	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4136	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	New Chunks Explored:	424620