KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	3106	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1084	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5053
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	612
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crops Grown:	1684	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6975	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	5630
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!