Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	135
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

agdg, Amateur, amateur game development, Archive, Demo Days, Development, Game, game design, game development, Game Programming, general, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, new threads, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, smp, steam games, Steam Games by AGDG, webm, webm cam, WebM converter

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WindowPeekWars

BLINDS, Boundaries, changing area, changing habits, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, home, House, house rules, neighbor complaint, neighbor dispute, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, Respect, Self-expression, VISIBILITY, WINDOW, WindowPeekWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3005	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PoopBaggersMC SMP

animal waste, City Living, community cleanliness, DISRESPECTFUL, dog owners, dog poop, dog walking, environmental impact, inconsiderate, irresponsible behavior, littering, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, PoopBaggersMC, public nuisance, smp, urban living, waste management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SufferCraft: Build Character!

Adversity, BUILD, Character, Character development, coping mechanisms, emotional strength, existentialism, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life experiences, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, SufferCraft, Suffering, transformation, WorldView

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beta, Bingo, blocks, Community, crystalclash, Disasters, Discord, Events, evolve, Faster, java, Luckyblocks, McEvolution, Mcserver, Minecraft, Minigames, moms, Network, PvP, Skyblock, SPEED, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, turf wars, Uhc, Unique, WiFi

Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

bacterial vaginosis, Crafty, Cunt, female anatomy, gynecology, Minecraft, reproductive system, Server, sexually transmitted infections, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal health issues, vaginal health problems, vaginal health questions, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal odor, vaginal symptoms, Women’s Health, yeast infection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	New Chunks Explored:	936576
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1182
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Items Found:	4591

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

Adventures, blocky, emotional experiences, first time use, Firsttime, FRONTIERS, Fun, long tail tags, positive emotional experiences, positive experiences, risk assessment, substance use disorder, substance use disorder risk

Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

Active players, Adventure, battle passes, bedrock edition, Bosses, Compatible, creeper, Degree, Discord, Dungeons, EchoLand, Gems, GOLD, immersive story, java edition, key features, legendary loot, Lobby, pants, Players, Portals, Protection, resource farms, Scaring, smp, XP.., zero lag

🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	394407	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

3D concert, BLOCK, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, Hime, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint, outfit merch, Party, phase connect, pins, pippa, PRINTS, Server, SPWN, Summer Camp merch, tenma, Tenshi outfit, Uruka, VOD suggestions

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Players Killed by Monsters:	4425	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

CRASHOUT., enter, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, internet humor, internet trend, last thing, LAUGHING, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, Mode, ONLINE, RAGE, reaction, smp, social media, triggered, troll, TROLLFACE, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.