COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Void Armor Forged: 26 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magic Items Found: 2877

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Potions Brewed: 173
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 266 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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