KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

annexation, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 74 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast! why? because president zelensky said so, duh!

we got crazy pvp battles where ukraine and russia fight it out for control of the land. build your own settlement and defend it against enemy raids.

plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where ukraine is hiding all the diamonds they stole from russia. can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3895	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3171	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	354	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	3663

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	7050

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.