haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Alien Abductions: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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