KurskCraft: Russian Evacuation Edition

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join our epic minecraft server where we have over 76,000 russians running around like crazy because they got evacuated from Kursk Oblast due to Ukraine’s incursion. it’s a wild party up in here, with russians building giant potato statues and dancing to hardbass music all day long. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs war when you can have a minecraft server full of russian shenanigans? come join now and be part of the insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5009	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4721	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6782
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	4816	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	2852
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.