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Players: 105/500 Votes: 6146
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dimension Hops: 11
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

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so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got german defense committee chiefs chillin’ with us, saying it’s all good for ukrainian armed forces to use weapons in russia. like, what even is happening? but hey, if they’re cool with it, why not join our server and see what other crazy shenanigans we got going on? come on, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7990
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1824 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 289
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8727
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5803 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 9458
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Crops Grown: 4902 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

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    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6660
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Enchantments Applied: 160 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4119
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9217
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2787
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 8014
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Farms Harvested: 162 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6345
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7938 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magic Items Found: 4652
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

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    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2282
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Towns Built: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2966
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6168
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Farms Harvested: 556
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ores Mined: 9634
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3571
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3403 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2255
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 412 Battle Standards Raised: 9

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9636
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 73 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

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    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3007
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Chimeras Created: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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