KurskCraft: Crimea Escape | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1290	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Corpse Detection System

Attuned, corpse, DETECTION, identified, mechanism stops operating, presence of corpses, receptor, removing dead cells, signal, spatially tuned, surprising mechanism, System

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	3357	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	5404	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9191
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Farms Harvested:	519
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1