KurskCraft: Crimea Escape | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

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Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	87
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6335	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Animals Bred:	128

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	333004
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8821	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2760
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	2330
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	143	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Holy Grails Found:	1