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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4200 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!