KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	186	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	6594
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	727087	Players Killed by Monsters:	4363
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4671	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchantments Applied:	142	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	5331	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magic Items Found:	3392

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9131	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	3397	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4244	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.