KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Votes:	8056

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Votes:	1865	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	123	Void Gems Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	339	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	705	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6235
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	652

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	2791	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	916	Star Shards Collected:	217

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	7019	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!