KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

Ethereal Haven 1.20

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, Entertainment, Ethereal, funny, Haven, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, lol, meme, message board, No. 275626449, online anonymity, online forum, social media, viral content

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!

We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!

Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTrumpLand

aid funding, alarm bells, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, economic aid, foreign policy, FREEZE, geopolitical concerns, global impact, government assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international assistance, international relations, political implications, thailand, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US aid, us foreign policy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747

Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Votes:	3323	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Farms Harvested:	313
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Animals Bred:	71	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Potions Brewed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!