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PresidentialSilence Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bush, Chaos, Clinton, Communication, crisis management., current events, former presidents, Government, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, obama, political commentary, Politics, PresidentialSilence, public figures, response, Silence, silence speaks volumes, smp, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP, IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON ARE ALL TOO BUSY PLAYING ON OUR SERVER TO EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CHAOS IN THE US. THEY’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. LIKE, WHO NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT WHEN U CAN BE KING OF THE DIAMOND CASTLE? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL! #MINECRAFT2021 #OBAMA4KING

TrumpCraft: King of the Blocks

AUTHORITY, blocks, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, Government, King, leadership, Monarchy, opinion, Politics, power, Presidency, president trump, public opinion, reddit, republican party, republicans, social media, trump, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4803	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	301804
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Trump calling himself King! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for resources, come join us for some political drama and power struggles. Will you pledge your allegiance to King Trump or will you start a rebellion and overthrow him? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyRails: Toronto2Quebec

#announcement, 300 km/h trains, Canada, CraftyRails, economic growth, environmental impact, fast trains, future technology, government project, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, North America, public transit, Quebec City, railway system, sustainable transportation, Toronto, Toronto2Quebec, Transportation, travel, trudeau, urban development

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6116	Falling into the Void:	2

u kno wat else runs at 300 km/h? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy builds, epic battles, and non-stop fun! we got trains that go so fast u won’t even believe it, just like trudeau’s announcement! hop on board and let’s zoom through the virtual world together! who needs a real high-speed rail when u can have one in minecraft, amirite? join now for a journey u won’t forget!

Diaper Poop Treasure Hunt

#sustainability, Baby Care, biodegradable, Childhood, diaper, diaper disposal, diaper technology, disposable diapers, early years, environmental impact, health, hunt, hygiene, infancy, landfill, Memories, parenting, Poop, preserved packets, sanitation, Treasure, waste management, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336

YO, IF U WAS ROCKIN’ DEM DISPOSABLE DIAPERS AS A TINY HUMAN, U BEST BELIEVE THERE COULD BE SOME OF YOUR ANCIENT POO FLOATIN’ AROUND OUT THERE. BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER?!

WE GOT DIAPER POO TREASURE HUNTS, WHERE U CAN DIG FOR BURIED TREASURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A POO PACKET FROM YOUR BABY DAYS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT’S WORTH A MILLION BUCKS OR SOMETHIN’!

ALSO, WE GOT A PETTING ZOO FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. IMAGINE ROLLIN’ UP TO A PVP MATCH ON A CREEPER STEED, SCARING THE PANTS OFF YOUR ENEMIES!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE U CAN BREW POTIONS THAT MAKE U FLY OR TURN INTO A GIANT CHICKEN. WHY BE A REGULAR MINECRAFTER WHEN U COULD BE A FLYING CHICKEN WARRIOR?!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE DIAPER POO AND CREEPER STEEDS AWAIT! LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER, MINECRAFT STYLE!

MegaRaptorid’s Carcharodontosaurs: Aussie Antics

Ancient Ecosystems, ancient predators, antarctica, Antics, Aussie, Australia, Carcharodontosaurs, dinosaur fossils, discovery, Early Cretaceous, Evidence, evolutionary history, faunal interchange, Fossils, megaraptorid, MegaRaptorids, paleontological findings, Paleontology, predator hierarchy, prehistoric creatures, research, scientific study, south america

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dinosaurs roaming around like it’s jurassic park on steroids. we got megaraptorids and carcharodontosaurs running amok, causing chaos and mayhem. it’s like a prehistoric party up in here!

you’ll be able to witness the predator hierarchy in action and see the evidence of faunal interchange between Australia and South America through Antarctica during the Early Cretaceous. it’s like a history lesson, but with way more explosions and lava.

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time in a virtual world filled with ancient beasts, then this server is the place to be. join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a land where dinosaurs rule the roost. it’s gonna be a dino-mite time!

What is the IP for Dragoon Minecraft Server?

Dragoon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Dragoon is a futuristic electro-rock band known for their high-energy performances and unique blend of synth-heavy melodies and hard-hitting guitar riffs. Formed in 2015, the band has released multiple albums and EPs, earning a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for their innovative sound and captivating live shows. With influences ranging from classic rock to electronic music, Dragoon continues to push boundaries and defy genres with their dynamic and edgy approach to music.

Pentacraft Magic server minecraft

1.7.10, bugs, high-tech, honest game, Industrial, lags, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, PentaCraft, Popular, Project, PvP, Quality, Server, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7163	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mines Excavated:	3292
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Divine Spears Created:	27

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

★Quirm SMP

Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, discord server, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mature Players, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, Unique Events, vanilla aspect, voice chat mod, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233
Divine Spears Created:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Quirm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Community	Interact with our community reaching 15+ Players on weekends!
Gameplay	Experience proximity chat gameplay.
Events	Get to experience unique events & competitions.
Server Performance	Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a Discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Information

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect.
Obtain exclusive items through events on the server.
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed in open arms!
This server is exclusive to version 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat).

Apply Now!

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xaX9HG36CV

Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Affection, affectionate gestures, Boyfriend, brushing hair, Caring, desire, dream, FANTASY, Future, Girlfriend, Haven, Hope, Intimacy, longing, love, Moids, neck kisses, partner, relationships, romance, sweet girl, tenderness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	198
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	354
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	7547	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Farms Harvested:	152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3