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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5032	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

ammunition storage, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, Military Action, military operation, Military Strikes, munition depots, Politics, russia, russia news, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianMunitionMayhem, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

activewear, athletic wear, body confidence, body image, body positivity, chic, confidence boost, Curvy fashion, Exercise clothing, exercise motivation, exercise routine, fitness apparel, fitness journey, gym wear, plus size women, power, satisfaction, self esteem, self love, SIZE, sweat, workout attire, Workout Gear, workout motivation

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Divine Spears Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	392886	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Emeralds Found:	7871	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Potions Brewed:	176
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1422	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4760

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7290
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7