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GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	8266

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Farms Harvested:	422
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6275	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6121	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1991
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	213
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3036	Magic Items Found:	6904
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1389
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mines Excavated:	1466	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	184	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	789
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Star Shards Collected:	178	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8148	Enchantments Applied:	69
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15