Krovalan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	206
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3295	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8398	Living Statues Befriended:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5526	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Secret Passages Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1327	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1