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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	1648	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mines Excavated:	2610
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Potions Brewed:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7618	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	1025
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9091	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	4610
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Dragon Eggs Found:	4932	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7895	Farms Harvested:	619
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	6063
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	256	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Alien Abductions:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ores Mined:	7782
Divine Spears Created:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3619	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3829	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	103/900	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2977