| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2913 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 971 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8692 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 349 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6493 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8422 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 171 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9344 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9335 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4424 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6507 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5706 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3247 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8940 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 361 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9705 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 690 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7586 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3330 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
