KremlinKombatCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8575

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	6740
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	89
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	7745
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4249	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3704	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7650	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9681	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1922
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	249

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2557
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	2004	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Animals Bred:	160
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Votes:	9767
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14